Sorry we're not sorry...

1. Anything your partner has done or said to you, they have done or said to someone else.

2. While sex on the first date probably can't ruin something that was meant to be, it can drag out  relationships that will turn out to be as successful as Chris Brown and Rhianna or Tiger and Elin Nordegren's relationship.

3. It's actually not a good thing to sleep with someone every time you see them.

4. The nicest thing you can do to someone you're not interested in is to ignore them.

5. Someone can only break your heart if you let them: 99 times out of 100 the writing is on the wall, but most people choose to look away.

6. If you're not single stop acting like you are...

7. If you only want something/someone when you can't have them, you don't actually want it.

8. Don't put someone under "do not call them" in your phone. Someone will somehow see it one day, and it could quite possibly be them. Trust me, I know this.

9. If your ex boyfriend/girlfriend hasn't responded to the first 31 calls, what makes you think this is going to be lucky #32?

10. There will always be another...

11. Don't listen to your friends when they say things like "don't freak out that they haven't responded to your text in a few days he/she is probably just..." RUN. It's not true. They're trying to protect you, while in fact doing just the opposite.

12. Your ex's new boyfriend/girlfriend is not attractive at all, and Miranda Kerr did not look good in the Victoria's Secret fashion show last night...

13. Wait really you can't get over your ex? I totally thought sleeping together on the weekends and texting everyday was getting the job done.

14. Going out against your will, will almost never end in a good night.

15. Whenever someone responds with a one word answer they are without a doubt trying to end the conversation.