What your friends are too nice to tell you...

{Pic c/o here}

1. Your haircut, dye job, highlights, and hair style look as good as the Cubs and White Sox.

2. You have been cheated on before, whether you know it or not. (Emotionally or physically)

3. You have a great body don't get anyone wrong.....but not great enough to wear that.

4. No, his EX gf is not THAT pretty. She just sort of would resemble if Miranda Kerr and Mila Kunis produced a child.

5. He/She is not calling or texting you back, simply because they have no interest in calling or texting you back. Unfortunately the fact that they're out of town, busy at work, or great grandma just passed away has nothing to do with it. Stop turning your head to the excuses.

6. They aren't going to change this time around...

7. That facebook picture is just not a good picture of you.

8. It's really time you got over your ex....that you dated during the Bush administration.

9. Oh don't worry no one ever said that about you to me...

10. These are the actual reasons he's not having sex with you... {click here}